Some Basics:
Name: Kristelle Kennedy
Nicknames: Krisrageous, Kris, Mutey, the Devil's girlfriend
DOB: 4.25.84
Physical stats: 5'10", green eyes, blonde hair
Locale: Los Angeles, California
Status: Single and mingling.
Body mods: 2 each ear, navel, nipple, monroe, labret, 3 tattoos
Occupation: Uuuuuum, can I come back to this one...
My ride: '00 Mustang GT
Dream ride: Mitsubishi 3000GT
Drink of choice: Southern Comfort Jack Daniels
Non-alcoholic drink of choice: Cream Soda
Fave food: Anything spicy as hell.
Fave color: Green
TV: The History Channel, Anthony Bourdain
Movies: Mission Impossible 2, Kill Bill 1&2, Monty Python & the Holy Grail
Books: Anything historical (fiction, romance, biographies)
Music: LOCAL BANDS, rock & alternative, industrial, anything except country.
My good times: Clubs, Hollywood, THE BEACH, Starbucks.
Phobias: Suffocating under water, spiders, elevators.
Depraved fantasy: Hot candle wax, mmmm.
Turn ons: Confidence, power, beauty, humor.
Turn offs: The opposite of my turn ons.



Things I Adore:
Snogging, NAKED PEOPLE, snogging with naked people, Tabasco sauce, Tapatio, Del Scorcho, Franks Red Hot sauce, ok pretty much ANYTHING hot and spicy, Marlboro's, Wikipedia, BOOKS, reading & writing, local band shows, laying out in the California sunshine, chapstick, expensive perfumes, whiskey, the beach, stargazing, my fat kitty, frilly lingerie, money (lots and lots of it), sex (lots and lots of it), The Brak Show, vampires and zombies and werewolves, HISTORY, pirate porn, pineapples (watermelon ain't got shit on pineapples), and did I mention NAKED PEOPLE?!



Things I Hate:
I'm a lover not a hater. *pause* OKAY! Fine, I hate spiders, periods, milk, dead lawns, The Ting Tings, barking dogs, when people don't answer their phones, being broke, anime...



To-Do Before I Die:
Go cow tipping
Buy a slip-n-slide
Move to Orange County
Swallow a live goldfish then throw-up said goldfish
Have sex with somebody I love
Send my photo to Janice Dickenson
Flash my boobs at Mardi Gras
Eat a raw egg
Go skydiving
Stand on Culloden Hill in Scotland
Get arrested
See an opera
Watch Brokeback Mountain
Go to Medievil Times



Who I'd Like To Meet:
(From my myspace) Masturbators, sugar daddies, bibliophiles, Taco Bell lovers, Bam Margera, fellow tall people, an Amish man (so I can corrupt him), men who wear eyeliner, somebody who is turned on by the LOLLIPOP song! as much as I am. Oh and somebody who will write me letters (like, with pencil and paper, the old-fashioned way... it's so sweet!)